honestly, he's swiping a haniwa to name after his absent s/o and to thus make his present s/o stress out, but he probably is going to fall for the ember app entirely based on well someone told him these are useful devices so he should just do what they say, he sucks at technology

i'm still in debate over the others because he and his boyfriend-whos-present are going to be anxiously joined at the hip for the first month or so, and minakami might be smart enough to tell him not to eat free things, but they're also inevitably going to end up on buttquest. so frankly interjecting on any of that works for me

fwiw he is definitely going to act like the horking didn't happen because Thats Just Polite either way, but also so his s/o doesn't realize he spent money getting his shoes cleaned cos minakami bought him those and tama is a marshmallow over gifts lmao. SO DON'T OUT HIM, ITS FINE NOTHING HAPPENED HE TOOK CARE OF IT